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One day God erased a husband's memory & asked: Do you remember anyone now?

He told his wife`s name.

God smiled and said: Reformatted, but still the virus is not removed.

I miss u when something really gud happens, coz u're the one I want to share it with. I miss u when something is troubling me, coz u're the only
one who understands me. I miss u when I laugh and cry, coz I know that u're the one who makes my laughter grow & my tears dissapear.

I badly want a KISS. Please KISS me quickly. Please hurry up. Sad, there's no one.

Now I know, why you're shirking. Because you don't what it actually means. It means:


K: Koi

I: Intresting

S: SMS

S: Send Karo

Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives us, one day more to hope! So, get up and hope and aspire for the best.

Good Day and Good Luck!

Teacher: Can anybody give me one word for `occurring at the same time`?

Pappu: Sir, Twins.

No one can ruin your day without your permission.

Good Day!

One has got to get up every morning with a smile on one's face; and show the world all the love in one's heart.

Good Morning!

In a rainy season, one day 3 huge ladies walking under a normal sized umbrella.

The umbrella is not huge enough to accommodate all 3 ladies yet not a single lady got wet.

Why?

When one door closes, another door opens.

That's when you realize that

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you bought a really bad 2nd hand car!